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The buzzing coming from the beautifully wrapped present indicated that the idiot thought it would be funny to switch the sex toy on before posting it.
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As the horde's screams grew ever closer, I realised it was over for me as I gripped my weapon tightly, and all I ever wanted was to go out with a bang...
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“It will all be over soon dear, you’ll be joining me in heaven soon.” I hear my mom’s voice say through the beeping machines as I lay in anesthetic awareness.
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